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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby rustywire » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:56 pm

neonblack wrote:I read about a psychological phenomenon where sometimes depressed males think their dicks are shrinking.


Not relevant...Just...You know...

Isn't shrinkage a side effect of (many) antidepressants, speed & cold pools?
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:03 pm

neonblack wrote:Yes... "Ignoring"...

I certainly didn't miss it.




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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby maz91379 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:09 pm

neonblack wrote:Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.


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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:10 pm

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Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.


Really debating putting this in my sig, but fuck it.


Yeah can someone sig this it's too good.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby popvulture » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:41 pm

neonblack wrote:Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.


Bah, wouldn't worry about it. You're newly single—maybe just relax and see where it goes?
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Jero » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:51 pm

I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby odontophobia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:54 pm

this thread is all sorts of amazing.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby popvulture » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:22 pm

Jero wrote:I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.


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D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:32 am

Update 2: Waitress texts with such disregard to spelling, grammar, or punctuation, I have to wonder if she just turned autocorrect off and decided the world was just going to take her as she was, or not at all.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby popvulture » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:37 am

Ok yep that would kill it for me.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:00 am

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby The Eristic » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:25 am

People keep telling me guitar should be getting me laid, but I'm beginning to think I should've gone with "job".
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Andrew » Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:43 am

I have spent a shocking amount of money collecting game and anime figurines.

It's a pretty deep downward spiral
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Jwar » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:23 am

Jero wrote:I recently experienced erectile dysfunction for the first time. Went to the ER the next day.


I've had this happen too, but attributed it to my age going up and my will to life going down. :lol: :lol: :lol:

No but for real, if I take Kratom (cross post from addiction I have), I cannot achieve a full hard on or get off. It's fucked up.

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:53 am

The Eristic wrote:People keep telling me guitar should be getting me laid, but I'm beginning to think I should've gone with "job".


First of all, I just moved out of Rome, GA. Nice to see another fuzzbreaux in the NWGA mountains.

Second of all, the girls that want guitar players don't care if you have a job. The girls that want employed men don't care if you play guitar.

And then there's that rare subset of women (in my case, 95% of them) that aren't going to fuck you no matter how many paychecks or nasty riffs you bring to the table.
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