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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:56 pm
by neonblack
odontophobia wrote:
neonblack wrote:Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt. :cool:

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too


THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:
Don't worry, I'll probably blow it in some ridiculous fashion worthy of this thread. I'm sure based on my tattoos and all black wardrobe, she thought I was cooler than I actually am.

[\selfdeprecation]

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:57 pm
by neonblack
Invisible Man wrote:This thread is already one of my favorites.

Vestigial Dong
Sushi Server
kōrō-shook yong
bitcoin farming for excess dick

AND WE'RE STILL ON PAGE ONE


Brought it to page 2 for posterity

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:58 pm
by Invisible Man
Watch out dude or you're gonna have to change the title of the thread.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:59 pm
by neonblack
I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:06 pm
by space6oy
*sigh*

...that's all i got.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:24 pm
by popvulture
neonblack wrote:I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean


The deflated dillz of this thread will not stand for this bravado :D

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:41 pm
by Strange Tales
I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:29 pm
by karmablock
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.


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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:21 pm
by Invisible Man
Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.


Really debating putting this in my sig, but fuck it.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:25 pm
by snipelfritz
Some days I'm afraid my foreskin has begun growing back.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:41 pm
by neonblack
Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:44 pm
by D.o.S.
Ten years ago I think it would have been more of a problem.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:45 pm
by neonblack
That's actually pretty reasonable.

Especially if she just wants to smoke and watch me play guitar and fool around.

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:49 pm
by D.o.S.
Yeah I mean real talk I wouldn't say don't go for it just because of the age difference between you, especially since it isn't anything at this point.

And good on you for ignoring the joke, too :p

Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:50 pm
by neonblack
Yes... "Ignoring"...

I certainly didn't miss it.