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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:56 pm

odontophobia wrote:
neonblack wrote:Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt. :cool:

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too


THIS DOES NOT BELONG HERE.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:
Don't worry, I'll probably blow it in some ridiculous fashion worthy of this thread. I'm sure based on my tattoos and all black wardrobe, she thought I was cooler than I actually am.

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:57 pm

Invisible Man wrote:This thread is already one of my favorites.

Vestigial Dong
Sushi Server
kōrō-shook yong
bitcoin farming for excess dick

AND WE'RE STILL ON PAGE ONE


Brought it to page 2 for posterity
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:58 pm

Watch out dude or you're gonna have to change the title of the thread.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:59 pm

I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby space6oy » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:06 pm

*sigh*

...that's all i got.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby popvulture » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:24 pm

neonblack wrote:I gave her the ol' shook yong if you know what I mean


The deflated dillz of this thread will not stand for this bravado :D
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Strange Tales » Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:41 pm

I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby karmablock » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:29 pm

Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.


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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:21 pm

Strange Tales wrote:I haven't fucked for 5 years but anime has saved me.

Really debating on hitting the submit button on this one, but fuck it.


Really debating putting this in my sig, but fuck it.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby snipelfritz » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:25 pm

Some days I'm afraid my foreskin has begun growing back.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:41 pm

Update: Cute waiter is 21. I am 30. This is no good for me.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:44 pm

Ten years ago I think it would have been more of a problem.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:45 pm

That's actually pretty reasonable.

Especially if she just wants to smoke and watch me play guitar and fool around.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:49 pm

Yeah I mean real talk I wouldn't say don't go for it just because of the age difference between you, especially since it isn't anything at this point.

And good on you for ignoring the joke, too :p
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:50 pm

Yes... "Ignoring"...

I certainly didn't miss it.
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