comesect2.0 wrote:being super sexy and a genius is a pretty heavy burden yall.
Sometimes if an Ivy League school comes up at work, I'll just pipe in and say, "Oh I went there" or "That's my alma mater". There is usually a 10 second pause before people start giggling (I'm not Ivy League material ).
A girl I work with texted me the other night to tell me she found my Tinder profile. She asked how I hadn't had much luck and said that my profile really stood out among all the shirtless selfies and dead deer.
My roommate seems to think she wants to bang but I'm not sure.