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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby codetocontra » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:28 pm

"Just this once."
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:37 pm

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby JonnyAngle » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:18 pm

Is that a razor?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:56 pm

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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
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Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:52 pm

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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
Don't do me ugly...
Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:05 pm

This is important...this is what life is about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9sIKDt7Fso
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
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Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby imJonWain » Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:34 am

ehhhhht, internet people are boringggg :/
Thats hella tight dude


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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:41 am

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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby imJonWain » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:48 am

I don't even remember writing that... Got a little wasted after my date last night apparently haha
Thats hella tight dude


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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Invisible Man » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:57 am

"Internet people."
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:40 pm

imJonWain wrote:I don't even remember writing that... Got a little wasted after my date last night apparently haha

It's a learning experience. Part of the deal.
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
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Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:36 am

being super sexy and a genius is a pretty heavy burden yall.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:40 am

comesect2.0 wrote:being super sexy and a genius is a pretty heavy burden yall.

Sometimes if an Ivy League school comes up at work, I'll just pipe in and say, "Oh I went there" or "That's my alma mater". There is usually a 10 second pause before people start giggling (I'm not Ivy League material :cry: ).
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
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Oh Lord! The streets took you Blaze! Didn't I tell you!
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:07 am

A girl I work with texted me the other night to tell me she found my Tinder profile. She asked how I hadn't had much luck and said that my profile really stood out among all the shirtless selfies and dead deer.

My roommate seems to think she wants to bang but I'm not sure.

Hope you're all well.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:28 am

I'm outstanding Neon. I hope you're well too.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"I was playing guitar a minute ago and had to take a shit...kinda bummned out cuz I was trying to get this super awesome riff down, now I'm just holdin my penis down readin this crap" -comesect2.0
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