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No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?

Olin wrote:

lulz

actualidiot wrote:So you got raped?

Everything was consensual. I liken it to helping out a friend going through a rough patch (one knows they're in a bad place when my penis is a the subject's [a female] saving grace).

Think of more like "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"

I'm like a sexual guidance counselor (or was...)...I'll console, I'm there, something happens but at the end of the day, it's horribly ineffective.

actualidiot wrote:No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?

Olin wrote:

lulz

Exactly!! Usually it goes 1. Well that escalated quickly 2. Uh-oh 3. What the fuck just happened...

I love PEEP SHOW.

4. Lots of flatulence

$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"

This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY

Olin wrote:

$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"

This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.

Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!"

$harkToootth wrote:What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY

I don't really do dates like that, but I think I'd show her Audition

$harkToootth wrote:

Olin wrote:

$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"

This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.

Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!"

I go back and forth pretty rapidly between wanting to have someone play with my hair and show me their boobs, and wanting to abandon all hope and play video games forever.

The struggle is very real. But the boobs usually win.

Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

actualidiot wrote:

neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk

Side note: let's just start a band called Boobs in Hyrule.