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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:20 am

No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?

Olin wrote:


lulz

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:34 am

actualidiot wrote:So you got raped?

:lol: Everything was consensual. I liken it to helping out a friend going through a rough patch (one knows they're in a bad place when my penis is a the subject's [a female] saving grace).

Think of more like "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"

I'm like a sexual guidance counselor (or was...)...I'll console, I'm there, something happens but at the end of the day, it's horribly ineffective.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:36 am

actualidiot wrote:No but really, did you just not have the heart to turn them down Shark?

Olin wrote:


lulz

Exactly!! Usually it goes 1. Well that escalated quickly 2. Uh-oh 3. What the fuck just happened...

I love PEEP SHOW.

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:36 am

4. Lots of flatulence

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:44 am

$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"


This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:45 am

What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:48 am

Olin wrote:
$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"


This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.

Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!" :lol:

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:55 am

$harkToootth wrote:What's everyones first date movie? My go to is FUNKY FOREST: THE FIRST CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytng2tVcVPY


I don't really do dates like that, but I think I'd show her Audition

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:55 am

$harkToootth wrote:
Olin wrote:
$harkToootth wrote: "Ugh...I guess we'll bang" or "Is this really happening"


This is how I've felt about sex in general for a pretty long time. Up until the last little while, every time deterred me more and more and cost at least four relationships lol. Pro-tip: skip straight to stage 4 to eliminate preceding stages.

Thanks for the transparency. Most of my posts are a tad 'in jest' but there is a lot of truth to these (especially this thread). We're 100% on the same page in this particular case.

Whenever Actual writes about his relationships I usually have a large smile and say aloud "ME TOO!" :lol:


:cry:

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:17 am

I go back and forth pretty rapidly between wanting to have someone play with my hair and show me their boobs, and wanting to abandon all hope and play video games forever.

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:36 am

The struggle is very real. But the boobs usually win.

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:45 am

Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:29 am

actualidiot wrote: :cry:

:cry:

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:59 pm

neonblack wrote:Yeah, but have you played that new Zelda? Holy shit.

I haven't gotten a Switch yet... been sorta holding off since I have a rad new girlfriend. I understand the risk :lol:

Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:59 pm

Side note: let's just start a band called Boobs in Hyrule.
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