Soy Boyz 2 Men



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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:30 am

You can't spell Necromancer without romance.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:42 pm

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby imJonWain » Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:56 pm

^ sooo goood, I love(d) that show.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 06, 2017 9:02 pm

"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:34 pm

she was talking about a warp core phone charger, then it got real.
I just saw this yesterday. It can charge two devices so if you ever have a low battery you can plug into my warp core. Wow...is that how geeks get it on? LOL!

ME:IL take my phase compensator just incase your plasma manifold needs smooth power distribution, you can lube my eps conduit any time.

Oh babe...I love how you talk to me.
I'd keep it going but I'm already overheating. LOL

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:picard: too bad she lives in Canada.
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a/s/l?

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby imJonWain » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:44 pm

I'm supposed to be going on my first internet date next week haha


:idk: I think the whole internet people shopping thing is kinda weird
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby jrfox92 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:47 pm

imJonWain wrote: :idk: I think the whole internet people shopping thing is kinda weird

But is it any weirder than IRL people shopping?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:44 pm

I want all the details. These things can go all sorts if ways (not from experience as I am an anachronism).

Allegedly my brother went on a tinder date and the young lady he was with proceeded to get very inebriated and defecate in the drunk of his car.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby jrfox92 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:14 am

$harkToootth wrote:Allegedly my brother went on a tinder date and the young lady he was with proceeded to get very inebriated and defecate in the drunk of his car.

Wow.
Things were so wild even the car was drunk?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:20 am

Whoops. "Trunk" not "Drunk". Mobile is the worst.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Corey Y » Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:15 am

Are dates that go that wrong a common occurrence for the boys of soy?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:01 am

My brother is not a Soy Boy so 'No'.

My dates have more often than not lead to inadvertent and unsolicited (and quite frankly unwanted, on my end) banging.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby actual » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:04 am

So you got raped?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Olin » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:07 am

neonblack wrote:Do you ever just sit back and take a good look at yourself and realize all your riffs are shit and you're a garbage musician?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Corey Y » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:08 am

This took an even darker turn than expected.
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