Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[PeteeBee]

Just to clarify, I am a philosophy major. It isn't so much the content I'm terribly worried about, just that when I hear the name Wittgenstein I think of bad times on here.

That being said, this is my first semester at UC Berkeley instead of my local junior college and it is crazy the difference in what is expected of me. I love it though. I've always kind of skated through school by just showing up and halfway caring, now I have to fully care and devote every drop of time that I have.

[Invisible Man]

Yeah I know, PTB. I mean don’t let the difference in difficulty get to you. Studying philosophy can be a game for some people, academics and fuzz forum posters alike.

Good luck!

[$harkToootth]

I'm Professor Soy Boy now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9MnqNXuxy4

[neonblack]

Longtime readers of the thread may remember The Waitress. She just had a baby. Weird. I didn't think it had been that long.

Thank God we never had sex or I'd be sweating bullets right now.

[$harkToootth]

*Raises hand
YEP...I REMEMBER!!!

Oh good times Neon. It has been that long hasn't it?

[PeteeBee]

Weird remembering the Neon waitress, but also hard to separate that from the Charlie post above and his beloved waitress.

[neonblack]

Yeah, I guess it has. That's nuts.

[coupleonapkins]

The Waitress

[neonblack]

So I just checked. We stopped hanging out in May of last year. To reiterate, we never entered The Zone but I was still curious how close it was to when she got pregnant.

So she had the baby in February. Women are typically closer to 10 months pregnant.

Ok, no. Either way, she got pregnant after we stopped hanging out.

So in a weird way, it might be my fault she's pregnant because I didn't give her any so the next guy she got with got all her pent up frustration

Also found this gem early in the thread:

I want my girl to be Ripley in the streets and Vasquez in the sheets.

This still stands.

Also hey, my divorce gets filed at 9am tomorrow!

[$harkToootth]

Congratulations? (I mean, I see this as a good thing but I don't mean offense)

[neonblack]

It is a good thing. No more worrying about shit. Hopefully getting full custody of my kid. Time to end act I and start act II.

[$harkToootth]

Fuck yeah to the new thread title!!!

Buckle up! Act II here we come!

[Invisible Man]

Holy shit The Waitress.

[calfzilla]

Congrats on the divorce! Complete freedom (to do tedious tasks all by yourself into the crushing abyss) awaits!

Also had no idea Shred was an engineer.

[$harkToootth]

Hip Hip HORRAY for Neon's Divorce!!! Count down in 20!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z0QE44smfo