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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:04 am

I'm suffering from genital anxiety disorder
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby Achtane » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:29 pm

The beatings will cease once morale improves.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:42 pm

My morale might be higher if I got smacked around every once in a while
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:48 pm

Apparently a lot of people stop 'the beatings' (or the flicking) and then the morale improves.
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:29 pm

Well they say nobody else can love you till you love yourself.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby MEC » Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:17 pm

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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Nov 24, 2017 11:55 pm

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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:43 pm

The Masturbation Superhighway is always here to welcome you back.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Sun Nov 26, 2017 1:36 am

Hey! Help! I'm drinking with a girl from work that I'm like 75% sure is into me. But my game is gone and she's going out of town for 2 weeks. How do I propose a casual makeout sesh?
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby jrfox92 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:00 am

neonblack wrote:she's going out of town for 2 weeks.

I swear this is every fucking situation you've mentioned in this thread. :lol:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:47 am

Yeah well I put it out there and got let down easy.

Oh well! I'm gonna go full Ron Swanson. No women. Lots of brown liquor. Cabin in the woods. Sounds good.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby $harkToootth » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:37 pm

I'm going to one up 'pathetic' you Neon...last night...because of this fucking thread....I had a DREAM where I was 'let down easy' :lol:
I literally get turned down in my dreams...unbelievable :lol:
Also, pertinent to the thread...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1uBj2gpew
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby popvulture » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:11 pm

neonblack wrote:Yeah well I put it out there and got let down easy.

Oh well! I'm gonna go full Ron Swanson. No women. Lots of brown liquor. Cabin in the woods. Sounds good.

Time to go land animal again and have yourself a Turf n' Turf. :cool:
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby neonblack » Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:57 pm

I ate a single piece of pepperoni last night in a moment of fuck it
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

Postby JonnyAngle » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:47 pm

I laugh, but know that I’d be in the same boat if i wasn’t married.
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