Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Chankgeez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXQ6Xa57tg

[$harkToootth]

I love Scrapple TV. Need more episodes of SMUT CAVE, ASAP.

[comesect2.0]

[neonblack]

Hey good timing resurrecting this thread. I have a date Friday with a South African girl. So exotic, yet so white

Also about to get full custody of my son so my sex life is going to be...well, I have no idea. Either amazing or nonexistent.

[Chankgeez]

Hey good timing resurrecting this thread. I have a date Friday with a South African girl. So exotic, yet so white

[neonblack]

I told her the only thing I knew about South Africa was Neil Blomkampf and Die Antwoord

[popvulture]

Haha nice—I've been seeing a British girl. I've been trying not to let on too much that I've been obsessed with Brit music and culture since I was a dweeby little 90s alternateen.

[popvulture]

Also, maybe some South African conversation fodder?

[neonblack]

Take her out tonight. Where there's music and people who are young and alive.

[popvulture]

She told me she sang "Parklife" at karaoke once recently, and she was bummed that nobody knew what it was. TBH I was kinda like "marry me" inside, hahaha.

[comesect2.0]

yeah, I go salsa dancing with my Latina gf................NOT. tell her south africans knew about frogs with fingernails before the news said there was a discovery of frogs with finger nails...TRUTH.

[popvulture]

I don't think my body can salsa dance. Gonna go with impossible on that one. Best of luck if you go down that route, man!

[popvulture]

Also whoa, Neon—I overlooked the bit about full custody of your kid! That's pretty great news in light of previous worries of being far away from him.

[Invisible Man]

Also about to get full custody of my son so my sex life is going to be...well, I have no idea. Either amazing or nonexistent.

There are so many ways to read this sentence it's like an SAT question.

[popvulture]