Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Achtane]

Any time I've ever shot my forsaken lineage onto someone's face, I crack up laughing during.
It's such a vulgar thing to do to someone, and it's immediately followed by a full body sense of remorse and a run for the towel.

[$harkToootth]

Between that and Country Teasers I'm Pretty sure we are meant to run away together.

Whoever is broadcasting the Olympics has a commercial using a COUNTRY TEASERS track. I was taken aback for a second. Said to my Grandparents "This is one of my favorite bands..." Sorry I'm being not specific, I just don't watch that stuff except incidentally.

Farting and laughing is always going to be a given. I want to bring eating into the mix. We'll see what happens.

I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.

[gnomethrone]

I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.

pervert

[$harkToootth]

I want to eat something really unpractical like borscht. Borscht in bed.

pervert

I'm like the most asexual pervert. A theoretical pervert? In theory or in the imagination things sound good/funny but in reality/execution I would be like..."Nah...let's not do that. Let's bake cookies and not eat them or something."

[calfzilla]

$harky lives!!!!!!!!

[jrfox92]

Yeah, why you leave us on Discord $hark?
WHY DO YOU HATE US?!?!?!

[neonblack]

If someone hesitates before they tell you they have a boyfriend, how long do I wait to pretend I forgot and ask her out for a drink?

And what if she's my kid's teacher?

[comesect2.0]

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

[popvulture]

If someone hesitates before they tell you they have a boyfriend, how long do I wait to pretend I forgot and ask her out for a drink?

And what if she's my kid's teacher?

Eh I would wait. If she hesitated, that could mean they'll break up soon enough and you'll be in a much better position to ask her out. And even then maybe give it some time? Dunno, being someone's rebound has never really worked too well for me...

[jrfox92]

Rebound the rebound.

[BetterOffShred]

If she peaces him out for you, chances are she'll be peacing you out for some other clown sooner or later.

Just my pessimistic view on that matter

[neonblack]

My plan is to wait till the school year is over and tell her it was cool getting to know her some during the year and I'd like to hang out if she's ever up for it.

Maybe that's smooth and open-ended enough.

[comesect2.0]

[Achtane]

Just be blunt and tell her you'll give her a D if she gives you an A.

[gnomethrone]

Ask her if she wants to do whippits and listen to Cephalotripsy.