Invisible Man wrote:Last time I had a roast beef sandwich was during the delivery of my second daughter. Wife started pushing before I finished the sandwich.
1) what the fuck is wrong with me
2) roast beef; never again
lol I thought this was a bad joke about your wifes vagina but dang you were eating during the delivery? that's the baylife right there
I thought i was going to have a rush of euphoria like johnny depp does in Blow but i missed the part when he was on a shitload of coke. i was like that's it???