Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[resincum]

Last time I had a roast beef sandwich was during the delivery of my second daughter. Wife started pushing before I finished the sandwich.

1) what the fuck is wrong with me
2) roast beef; never again

lol I thought this was a bad joke about your wifes vagina but dang you were eating during the delivery? that's the baylife right there


I thought i was going to have a rush of euphoria like johnny depp does in Blow but i missed the part when he was on a shitload of coke. i was like that's it???

[actual]

Can we share our experiences with fecal matter on dicks now? ie. how to prevent it, what to do in the situation, how to mentally prepare yourself emotionally, etc.

[Achtane]

Nah, fuck that shit.

[actual]

I'm trying not to

[D.o.S.]

Denmark: not known for cleanliness.

[Achtane]

Just don't look down.

[Invisible Man]

lol I thought this was a bad joke about your wifes vagina but dang you were eating during the delivery? that's the baylife right there

#roastbaelife

[actual]

Assholes: not known for cleanliness.

[D.o.S.]

http://bfy.tw/Ax1M

Don't say I never did anything for you.

[Chankgeez]

#roastbaelife

[actual]

http://bfy.tw/Ax1M

Don't say I never did anything for you.

ILf is my new google.

[Invisible Man]

So glad I clicked the link on my work computer.

[ritz]

Taking that to mean I should be so glad I didn't click the link on my work computer Because I was tempted.

This thread is the epitome of something... I'm just not sure what

[Achtane]

One time I blacked out and woke up in the middle of doing butt stuff. Apparently I had also taken a bath and had a conversation that I don't remember.
Drugs are bad.

[actual]

One time I blacked out and woke up in the middle of doing butt stuff. Apparently I had also taken a bath and had a conversation that I don't remember.
Drugs are bad.

Good times.