Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[Invisible Man]

Haven't fucked in three years

giner

[$harkToootth]

Well I mean fuck that paradigm shift. Death to weebs. Unless you're talking about people that watch that 3D generated porn? That stuff is funny, can't imagine shootin skeet because of it though.

The whole of VR. So I guess hentai would actually not be a part of that category.

I'm going the opposite way these days. I want my hair downstairs and extra roast beef. Saddens me that girls get parts of their labium minus removed for porn.

[Invisible Man]

Last time I had a roast beef sandwich was during the delivery of my second daughter. Wife started pushing before I finished the sandwich.

1) what the fuck is wrong with me
2) roast beef; never again

[D.o.S.]

Could have been worse. Could have been a Reuben.

[Achtane]

But what if you had been eating a piece of king cake, found the tinybabyjesus and then named your daughter King, which she had issues with, but it didn't matter 'cause she was also really good with the lion guy in Tekken?
I wanna watch Reanimator.
I want a Reuben.

[snipelfritz]

God damn, now I want roast beef (specifically an Italian beef, dipped with hot peppers) and pussy.

Although, that pretty describes my basic level of being at almost any time.

[D.o.S.]

But what if you had been eating a piece of king cake, found the tinybabyjesus and then named your daughter King, which she had issues with, but it didn't matter 'cause she was also really good with the lion guy in Tekken?

If you don't play Gong you can get the fuck out.

[Invisible Man]

Could have been worse. Could have been a Reuben.

Sauerkraut Placenta.

[D.o.S.]

That's our band.

[Invisible Man]

I took that for granted.

We only do Captain Beefheart covers, though.

Jesus I have so much work to do. Why am I like this.

[Invisible Man]

God damn, now I want roast beef (specifically an Italian beef, dipped with hot peppers) and pussy.

Also: very confused about this phrasing. Is the Italian beef dipped in pussy? Or you do want both pussy and a sandwich? Or are there other options I'm unaware of (I've been married for almost nine years; 'kids these days')?

[Achtane]

I think he wants to try to finish the sandwich before the hot peppers in the pussy render him unable?

[Invisible Man]

Ah right, 'firecrotch and crash.' I know that one.

[Achtane]

Pussy is like fire, call her Ghost Pepper
Eat it like Pac-Man, game goes forever
I'm on i-love-fuzz, posting 'bout a broke dick
Got a burrito, but wish it was a sandwich

[popvulture]

Haven't fucked in three years

giner

I thought Shark's referencing of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory was particularly wonderful in context.