Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo



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Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:52 am

Invisible Man was right. Too good a title to pass up.

I suppose this is where we should post hilarious and sometimes heartbreaking stories from single life? Not to be confused with the rage thread, where we go to be sad. Let's try to keep it light, folks.

Mostly this is just so all the married/partnered folks can refer to this when they may have a "grass is greener" kind of moment. I'm sure it'll get way off track as usual. In fact, I'm counting on it.

Mostly I just wanted to use the thread title.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Chankgeez » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:59 am

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby resincum » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:00 pm

my cock will put in the work for both of us buddy
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:04 pm

resincum wrote:my cock will put in the work for both of us buddy


:lol:

Best reply I could have hoped for honestly
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby actual » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:41 pm

resincum wrote:my cock will put in the work for both of us buddy


Someone should make something like bitcoin farming but for excess dick
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby waltdogg » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:33 pm

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:37 pm

I read about a psychological phenomenon where sometimes depressed males think their dicks are shrinking.


Not relevant...Just...You know...
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby waltdogg » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:38 pm

kōrō-shook yong
D.o.S. wrote:Why do people eat steak that shit is gross

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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:42 pm

OMG thank you. I couldn't remember what it was called!
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby popvulture » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:46 pm

waltdogg wrote:kōrō-shook yong


That's the term? It does sound oddly dick-like.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby waltdogg » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:50 pm

it's a similar mental state where you think your dick is going to shrink up into your body if you don't hold onto it. :lol: there was a really good midwest punk band called koro from the 80s. when sorry state records pressed a demo tape as an lp for them 5-10 years ago they included liner notes explaining the band's name and history.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby popvulture » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:58 pm

Ahhhh yes. Vestigial dong. Judging by the luck I've had lately on OkPutrid and Tinder, this evolutionary step might be in my future.
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby neonblack » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:41 pm

Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt. :cool:

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too
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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby odontophobia » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:43 pm

neonblack wrote:Well shit. Treated myself to sushi for lunch today and my cute as fuck server left her number on my receipt. :cool:

I forgot you can meet people in the real world too


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Re: My Dick is on Hiatus

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:53 pm

This thread is already one of my favorites.

Vestigial Dong
Sushi Server
kōrō-shook yong
bitcoin farming for excess dick

AND WE'RE STILL ON PAGE ONE
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