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The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby Iommic Pope » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:56 am

Mecca for shitheads....


....to steal from a good friend of mine, when describing the YouTube comments section on any given video.

Now, it may just be me, but despite the knowledge, concrete and beyond any reasonable doubt in my mind, that the absolute worst droppings of fetid human detritus of thought will be lurking just below whatever I have playing, I cannot help but read.
It's like a living cancer just pulsating on a plate in front of me. Repulsive, yet I cannot help but stare.

Perhaps bust out a fork.

Poke it....

Post any gems you find here.

This is one I just found while trying to find Rosetta's Galilean Satellites:
gravity is moving the comets and all other fucking planets to earth, that is why we get smash by other planets and Jupiter doesn't have the highest and most powerful gravity, instead is the earth the moon and your fucking stinky ass I hole.
You are one of the most stupid human cell I ever met, no wonder why the pedophile of Santiago manipulated you so easily you retard.
Listen you stupid so you learn something you mongol.
The sun is the greatest planet in our solar system and so in others who are the same, is a chain of Sun's and planets, forming solar systems.
The sun has the strongest magnetism(not electromagnetism you ducking piece of cheat stinky useless good for nothing retard, because electromagnetism doesn't exist, is a lie from Satan to keep you dummies ignorant, I guess he doesn't struggle with you on that).
So we revolve around the sun due to the magnetic field of the sun, and planets are arrange in location by magnetic strength, that is why Jupiter is place in the center where the highest concentration of magnetic force is, every planet has magnetism, but not electromagnetism because is fake you retard.

Obvious troll or cardboard box prophet in the making?
You decide.
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby popvulture » Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:50 pm

Ooh good idea... of course my mind is going blank right now, but I see idiotic gems all the time, will be sure to post :D
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby Iommic Pope » Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:36 pm

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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby D.o.S. » Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:54 pm

First time I heard Fu Manchu was during a 20 minutes taxi drive. I was a little bit drunken and I payed the driver to park another half hour to finish the album. Great experience. 15 years later the driver and me are still in contact, talking about music and drinking beer :-)
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:49 pm

People say Danzig sounds like a drunk Elvis. I think Elvis sounded like a drunk Elvis.

I TURNED INTO A MARSHA

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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:53 pm

Glenn Danzig doesn't always leave a group, but when he does, you stop fucking calling it The Misfits.

you don't like the misfits Fuck you


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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby UglyCasanova » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:02 pm

From my initial BitQuest demo. The first guy was referencing another comment chain from my Pladask Elektrisk Romferd demo. The two last guys clearly didn't read those comments. I don't know. The last guy taking it seriously and taking a stab at Knobs cracked me up.
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby MEC » Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:18 pm

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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby Invisible Man » Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:10 pm

Haha I told a coworker I thought Morrissey was lame and he got legitimately upset and told me to fuck off. So I played it off like it was no big deal and he said "No, really...fuck off." And started working at his computer. So I left. Then sent him a bunch of Morrissey memes to piss him off. Librarians, man.

Never met Danzig, but did open for a shitty incarnation of the Misfits (Jerry, Dez Cadena, Marky Ramone) at the Blind Pig in Ann Arbor. Scariest show of my life... I was probably 19. Blood everywhere from asshole skinheads fighting security and one another. Jerry got pissed, stopped playing, and pulled some bloodied guy up on stage...said he wanted security to stop beating on people, and would let the guy sing a song with him. He picked 'Last Caress' because he was plebe. That was the third time they performed it that night.
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby Iommic Pope » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:45 am

This thread has exceeded my expectations.
Great work team!

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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby gnomethrone » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:28 pm

Crowbar - I Have Failed
...to eat sensibly and exercise.

This song was written by Kirk, after a family dinner, where he ate all the dessert by himself.

This song was made for me . I have failed . I am also fat LOL , Plumber metal LOL

We watched a mosquito drink too much blood and fucking die to this.
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby Iommic Pope » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:38 pm

:rofl:
The fact that there is banter of that quality about a Crowbar clip fills me with hope.
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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby D.o.S. » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:16 am

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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

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Re: The YouTube comments section thread.

Postby Strange Tales » Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:53 pm

Man that rumor has been floating around for like a decade now.

Shit, I'm old.
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