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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 9:23 am
by $harkToootth
Any one watching shark week? I know they recycle most the same shows... I happened to catch a special on the Bull Shark though...
I'm uh... more of a fresh water guy [lakes] anyway (Bull Sharks can make their way into fresh water streams :eek: )

I hike a lot so I need to start posting all the bear warning signs I see. Mostly Black Bears in my area. The signs are comical cause the gist is "Hey... if you see a black bear. get F**K out of there. IT WILL EAT YOU!" and signs with a hint of "HEY STUPID... DON'T LEAVE YOUR F**KING TRASH IN THE PARK. YOU'RE F**KING IT UP FOR THE REST OF US!"

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:52 pm
by Chankgeez
I have not watched any Shark Week. :idk:

Bears like people food:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElEYzPEtL1I

:bear:

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:30 pm
by $harkToootth
My Dad saw a bunch of deer at the bank but they forgot card :cry: :cry:

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:11 am
by Chankgeez

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:13 pm
by Chankgeez

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:35 pm
by $harkToootth
I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.

These are not normal owl noises either... not good.

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:43 pm
by Chankgeez

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:37 am
by $harkToootth
I’m no bird expert but whatever happened to Mr. Owl tonight was no beuno. Someone found his tootsie roll center if you know what I mean.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:26 am
by Blackened Soul
$harkToootth wrote:I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.

These are not normal owl noises either... not good.

By chance is it a bared owl? There a bunch around here, one lives in my yard (you've seen a picture of it ;) ) just wait till early summer when the owlets are learning to fly... Noisy little turds.

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:26 pm
by $harkToootth
It actually could have been.
Oh Mister Owl was learning SOMETHING last night. Wasn’t flying though...
I’ll follow up tonight in case there is another owl bath house orgy outside my fucking (literally at this point) window.

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:49 pm
by $harkToootth
The sounds Mister Owl was making were not unlike that scene in Ingmar Bergman’s masterpiece THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY, where Karin hears those horrible screams through the crow calls.
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Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 6:53 pm
by Chankgeez

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:01 pm
by $harkToootth
Mr. Owl got a little more than he bargained for and I have not heard from him since.

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:39 pm
by $harkToootth
CHANK!!! I SAW A BLACK BEAR TODAY! IT... WAS... HUGE...
I did take a video but you can barely see it. I haven't seen a bear "in the wild" in over a decade! Omg, this one was BIG!

Re: Thread's no longer about (lions and tigers and) bears ag

PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:48 pm
by Chankgeez
Yeah, well, I saw these bear cubs on YouTube: :bear:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt7gb0adju0