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Any one watching shark week? I know they recycle most the same shows... I happened to catch a special on the Bull Shark though...
I'm uh... more of a fresh water guy [lakes] anyway (Bull Sharks can make their way into fresh water streams )

I hike a lot so I need to start posting all the bear warning signs I see. Mostly Black Bears in my area. The signs are comical cause the gist is "Hey... if you see a black bear. get F**K out of there. IT WILL EAT YOU!" and signs with a hint of "HEY STUPID... DON'T LEAVE YOUR F**KING TRASH IN THE PARK. YOU'RE F**KING IT UP FOR THE REST OF US!"

I have not watched any Shark Week.

Bears like people food:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElEYzPEtL1I

My Dad saw a bunch of deer at the bank but they forgot card

RIP, P-61



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f4W_rva7MI

I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.

These are not normal owl noises either... not good.

I’m no bird expert but whatever happened to Mr. Owl tonight was no beuno. Someone found his tootsie roll center if you know what I mean.

$harkToootth wrote:I’m pretty sure there’s an owl getting fucked in the ass outside my window.
He’s being really loud and won’t shut the fuck up.

These are not normal owl noises either... not good.

By chance is it a bared owl? There a bunch around here, one lives in my yard (you've seen a picture of it ) just wait till early summer when the owlets are learning to fly... Noisy little turds.

It actually could have been.
Oh Mister Owl was learning SOMETHING last night. Wasn’t flying though...
I’ll follow up tonight in case there is another owl bath house orgy outside my fucking (literally at this point) window.

The sounds Mister Owl was making were not unlike that scene in Ingmar Bergman’s masterpiece THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY, where Karin hears those horrible screams through the crow calls.

Owl update?

Also:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF_vAl4z7S4

Mr. Owl got a little more than he bargained for and I have not heard from him since.

CHANK!!! I SAW A BLACK BEAR TODAY! IT... WAS... HUGE...
I did take a video but you can barely see it. I haven't seen a bear "in the wild" in over a decade! Omg, this one was BIG!