The "I did this to my house" Thread.



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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:08 am

I'm into it!!! The turtle gives you the answers!
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby UglyCasanova » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:44 am

Motherfuxxers who used to live here just put floors on top of floors. 3 layers of floors.
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No floors!
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Building a wall to close off the stairs to the second floor
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Kitchen gone in a bit more than 60 seconds. Putting up another wall to close off the kitchen area. First time implementing a sliding door in a wall. I think it's going to be good.
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Previous owners put two layers of tiles in the entrance room. Weirdchamps.
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Put in a new digital door lock. No more keys, woooo!
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A house consists of a lot of trash. This is less than 50% of the trash from less than half of the house.
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Still got a shit ton of work left. It will be my full time job for the rest of the year, but in the end, I think it's going to be great. :joy:
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:48 am

Looks great! I can't chastise the previous owners cause that would be me :lol: "Yeah it's fine... Just put it one top. More insulation?"
Stupid question... digital door... what if the power goes out?
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby UglyCasanova » Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:44 pm

It's battery-powered :lol:

Starts beeping about two weeks before the battery runs out. Battery is changed on the inside.
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby Blackened Soul » Mon Aug 26, 2019 1:17 pm

Is it AI/APP controled? If your amazon box hears you shit'talking Bezos will Alexa lock you out of your house?
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Aug 26, 2019 2:17 pm

Well that makes too much sense.
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby UglyCasanova » Mon Aug 26, 2019 3:33 pm

:lol:

It's not connected to an app/the internet. You make a 6-10 digit code and you can program limited access if needed (another code that lasts x amount of hours/days/weeks or x amount of times), or you can hold a small token/plastic coin looking thing up to the lock to bypass having to type in a code, but I haven't bothered with that. Enjoying not having to bring anything along with me when I walk out the door.

Oh, and if anyone tries to mess with it, like drill into it or get the code wrong too many times, it has a built-in 80 desibel alarm. All high end freqs. I tried it. I hurts. :lol:
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby JonnyAngle » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:41 pm

Looks great kent!

Basement finished!
Gotta do the bathroom, bar and trim, but we're getting close!

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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:30 pm

Looking good! Brittany approves!
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby UglyCasanova » Tue Aug 27, 2019 4:41 pm

Now that's a chill the fuck out basement :thumb:
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby odontophobia » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:03 am

UglyCasanova wrote:Now that's a chill the fuck out basement :thumb:


It’s an American basement. Which means it’s massive.
We started working on some basement stuff a few years ago but progress is at a standstill due to impending child, etc.

Should upload some pictures of the damn playhouse I’ve been working on with my father in law. Is basically a studio apartment in my back yard.
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby JonnyAngle » Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:26 pm

odontophobia wrote:
UglyCasanova wrote:Now that's a chill the fuck out basement :thumb:


It’s an American basement. Which means it’s massive.
We started working on some basement stuff a few years ago but progress is at a standstill due to impending child, etc.

Should upload some pictures of the damn playhouse I’ve been working on with my father in law. Is basically a studio apartment in my back yard.

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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby UglyCasanova » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:58 pm

X marks the spot for HULK SMASH (no Hulk included).

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Almost done with the destruction of house part. I can't wait to start the constructing part. :joy:

Edit: and this showed up the other day:
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If anyone remembers how Dwight from the Office reacts to the firetrucks arriving after Fire Guy did his thing... That was me seeing this thing. No more trash!
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Re: The "I did this to my house" Thread.

Postby codetocontra » Sun Sep 29, 2019 10:39 am

odontophobia wrote:
Should upload some pictures of the damn playhouse I’ve been working on with my father in law. Is basically a studio apartment in my back yard.


Is he building it with you so you will stay away from his daughter and stop making babies? :lol:
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