Shitty movies

[repoman]

So it's Surviving the Game ? Sounds rad

Surviving the Game is NOT SHITTY

[$harkToootth]

I forgot to post this. The word 'unique' should be reserved for this film. It's like an Ingmar Bergman movie in the body of a sleazy exploitation flick. You may not think this one is 'resonating' while watching it... but it lingers. This legit one of my best friend's favorite movies. TOYS ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN.

We're not kidding any one though. It still is pretty shitty

[mr. sound boy king]

I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.

[calfzilla]

I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.

That's a bad horror movie classic. Completely forgot about Pumpkinhead!

[fcknoise]

I recently watched this gem



This scene has no extra context by the movie, btw

[$harkToootth]

Just lay off the heavy doobies.

[fcknoise]

just watch the whole damn thing here man



The guy made like 7 or so movies about the same people, this isn't even the first one apparently https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0796477/?ref_=tt_ov_dr

[prrrfakes]

I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.

Pumpkinhead fucking rules.

[codetocontra]

I watched a movie on Amazon Prime called "Pumpkinhead." It is about some no good city kids who come out to rural America in order to ride dirt bikes. One of the no good kids runs over a small child and the child dies. The child's dad goes mad with grief and hires a witch to summon a demon (Pumpkinhead himself) which will get revenge on the no good kids. Well, it turns out the demon is a real dick and the dad feels remorse and tries to stop the demon. Eventually, we learn the only way to stop the demon is to kill the dad who summoned it in the first place. So he shoots himself in the head... but lives! That is when the last remaining no good city kid shoots him dead thereby killing Pumpkinhead and ending the reign of terror. If this makes only a little sense then I have accurately portrayed this very bad movie. One eighth of a star for having a kind of cool monster.

Pumpkinhead fucking rules.

Truth.

[Warpsmasher]

Cat's Eye - The kitty adventure in the beginning is excellent and fun and pure escapism, and I wish the whole movie would just go on like that starring the awesome little kitty on a magic quest, but then a bunch of lame humans have to come in and wreck it. The little demon bad guy is ok too but the human bad guys and James Woods definitely bring the shitty.

[Achtane]

Watched Sleeping Beauty last night. The, like, 2012 one unrelated to the fairy tale.

Pro: Radio Birdman song in the background of one scene. Also, boobs everywhere.
Con: Pointlessly long cuts, rest of the movie is wack

[JereFuzz]

Cat's Eye - The kitty adventure in the beginning is excellent and fun and pure escapism, and I wish the whole movie would just go on like that starring the awesome little kitty on a magic quest, but then a bunch of lame humans have to come in and wreck it. The little demon bad guy is ok too but the human bad guys and James Woods definitely bring the shitty.

“Just keeping you on your toes.”

[repoman]

Does stuff like this get made anymore?

[mr. sound boy king]

I watched part of a movie on Amazon Prime called "Terror at Blood Fart Lake." This horrible movie proved unwatchable and I turned it off. Negative four stars for being the worst thing I've ever seen on a television set.

[Mudfuzz]

Have any of you watched blood and doughnuts?