Shit your boss says



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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby Chankgeez » Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:54 pm

"Would you like fries with that?"
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby darthbatman » Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:52 pm

my boss is pretty open about how much cocaine he did and sold in the 80s to people who were muy importante
he has a great story about partying with robin williams. another time he passed george lucas in a hallway on the way to some film exec's office,
with a backpack all full of coke, all this while coked to the gills himself.

he also has this great property that i hiked around with him one time while he pointed out landmarks that reminded him of several different acid trip stories.

what's really cool about the dude is that ultimately he is a business genius but also not an evil prick, and for that reason alone he's not a millionare.
guy just won't step on toes, he refuses to fuck people over.
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby Moustache_Bash » Sat Mar 14, 2015 5:59 pm

"I CHUG DICK."
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby Moustache_Bash » Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:02 pm

jk.
I hardly ever see my "boss" because I work 2am-7am. And I'm like bottom rung on the ladder (I work pt, I go to school yo), so he doesn't really care about what I do.
The dude just likes to watch soccer, get smashed, and then have people cover him.
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby GuitarSlim101 » Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:53 pm

"No, I don't want to make it that convenient for people to pay."

This was after we had a brief argument about setting up an online payment option for music lessons at our little store.
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby sonidero » Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:17 pm

An old boss in the 90's at a Barnes and Noble used to call everybody "Dingle-berries" until some girl pulled a dictionary off the shelf and showed him what it meant...

I work with a guy who constantly says, "and then we get down there and" and "and that being said" over and over...
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby Chankgeez » Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:19 pm

sonidero wrote: ..."and then we get down there and" and "Dingle-berries" over and over...
psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby sonidero » Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:22 pm

"See we gotta mount this here and then we get down there connect this to that and now that being said we still have to make sure we can Dingle-berries if the client wants"...

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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby kbit » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:44 pm

"I like your pants! Can I... touch them?"
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby spacelordmother » Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:57 pm

"If you don't mind" after everything he asks me to do.

What the fuck kind of shit is that? I mean, it's called work for a reason.
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby untilshewokeme » Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:24 pm

"It needs to be sexier. Make is sexier"

Worse graphic design feedback ever.
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby resincum » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:03 pm

"tomorrows your birthday, right? you can take tomorrow off"
i'm glad i can call you a friend. even if i'll never see you again
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby MSUsousaphone » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:17 am

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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby tabbycat » Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:51 am

untilshewokeme wrote:"It needs to be sexier. Make is sexier"

Worse graphic design feedback ever.

that depends on whether it's a flyer for a topless bar or a funeral invitation.
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Re: Shit your boss says

Postby Joe Gress » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:20 am

One boss is going to have a book written about him titled "600 different ways to kill D***" (he has weak bones, so the dude has broken bones or injured himself more times than should be allowed for a human being). The other boss is one of my best friends that always has good advice, or laughs whole-heartedly at my stories.
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