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The NBA season is right around the corner! If your favorite NBA team is great, well then AWESOME. I'm jealous of you. If your team is wack, why should you be excited, you say?
Cuz we're getting potentially the best draft class since 2004. Get ready for an amazing Tankapalooza season, where half the league is trying to be Wack for Wiggins. He's probably the best prospect coming into the league in years and has the potential to be a franchise-changing player. He's not the only one, though! Julius Randle, Jabari Parker, and others are all probably going to be in the 2014 draft! So Bobcats (edit: Woops, they're the Hornets now/again!) fans, get ready to draft 4th and miss out on these can't-miss prospects!
Who is my team? Why, the Cleveland Cavaliers! After a few years of Comic Sans and toxic lake water jokes after something happened to this team in the summer of 2010 I forget what, the Cavs are poised to make a leap. After 4 top-4 draft picks in three years, the Cavs have lots of young talent, spearheaded by 2011 #1 overall pick, Kyrie Irving.
Irving is the league's next superstar. Nasty handles, incredible jump shooter, and the potential to be the best point guard in the league. He's flanked by Tristan Thompson, an athletic power forward who may not be able to score, Dion Waiters, an athletic shooting guard who may not be able to shoot, Anthony Bennett, another athletic power forward who may not be able to defend (but he's the Canadian Charles Barkley!), and Anderson Varejao & Andrew Bynum, two big men who may be incapable of staying healthy. CATCH THE FEVER.
But seriously, I'm actually excited to watch them! Kyrie Irving is an extremely fun player to watch and the team as a whole should be significantly more watchable and potentially challenge for a playoff spot!
Tell me all about your favorite team and which of your star players you'll miss when they trade him away for beans.
(DISCLAIMER: I'm not actually this much of a sadsack, it's for comedic effect, I swear)