Dear Behndy, (a place for advice)

[Deltaphoenix]

I am often PMing Behndy about various topics, soliciting advice, impressions and opinions. I figure IF Behndy is down with it, this is the place to gain info about Dog Grooming, Dingwall Bass Love, Effects, Japanese Candy, cool places to eat around the Bay, Tranny Love and other Sexual conquest...you get it.

I haven't asked Behndy but let's get this started anyways.

Dear Behndy (please start all quesions like this),
I don't use regular dog shampoo on my badass/awesome/sweet/love dog/Rottweiler named Ursa. I have used Dr Broners (sp?) natural soap before and today I used some Organic people shampoo. Is this okay or would you recommend buying dog shampoo? If you suggest dog shampoo, which one?

Your Pal,
Delta

[Joe Gress]

It's like behndy's two cents.



Except behndy's two cents will most likely be a slight pat on the bum and an awkward twinkle in the eye.

[spacelordmother]

It's like behndy's two cents.



Except behndy's two cents will most likely be a slight pat on the bum and an awkward twinkle in the eye.

But you can still take that shit straight to the bank.

[Joe Gress]

It's like behndy's two cents.



Except behndy's two cents will most likely be a slight pat on the bum and an awkward twinkle in the eye.

But you can still take that shit straight to the bank.

Oh yeah!

[Jwar]

Dear Behndy,

My opinion is it's not gay if you have your eyes closed or if you're under water. What are your thoughts on this?

[spacelordmother]

Dear Behndy,

My opinion is it's not gay if you have your eyes closed or if you're under water. What are your thoughts on this?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ[/youtube]

I think this might be what it sounds like when Ol Behn gets his synth...

[Derelict78]

DUDE!!!! I LOVE KING MISSILE!!!!!

[alexa.]

I'd like some thoughts about the goatkeeper and it's practical live usability.

actually, someone please tell me how to power a rusty box and 5 other 9v dc pedals on a pedaltrain mini
(bear with me )

[snipelfritz]

Dear behndy how do I convince her to let me put it in the butt?

Sincerely,
Snippled-fritz

[IEatCats]

Dear behndy how do I convince her to let me put it in the butt?

Sincerely,
Snippled-fritz

Relevant to my interests.

BEHNDY. HALP ME OUT IN THIS THREAD. I AM CURRENTLY SEA KING ADVICE.

[Fuzzy Fred]

Dear behndy how do I convince her to let me put it in the butt?

Sincerely,
Snippled-fritz

this.

[excane]

Except behndy's two cents will most likely be a slight pat on the bum and an awkward tinkle in the eye.

F'xxxd.

More my style.

[behndy]

gawd. you fucking GUYS. i dropped into GD to spam a band video. and this........ fuck.

i love all of you so damn hard.

Dear Behndy (please start all quesions like this),
I don't use regular dog shampoo on my badass/awesome/sweet/love dog/Rottweiler named Ursa. I have used Dr Broners (sp?) natural soap before and today I used some Organic people shampoo. Is this okay or would you recommend buying dog shampoo? If you suggest dog shampoo, which one?

Your Pal,
Delta

real answer - yeah. it depends on how often you wash your dog. the ph balance is different human -> dog, so you're going to be stripping more oil out probably or drying out the skin. a dog shampoo (Earth Bath is pretty good and available most places) is going to keep the coat shinier and the skin less likely to get itchiness problems.

smartass answer - depends what you want to do with your dog. i like to get the larger ones doused down with deer musk and see if you can lure a bear into the yard. i wouldn't go so far as to say you should use your beloved pup as bear BAIT, but have you ever saddled up an ursine and ridden around the neighborhood? you sir, will be a GOD among men. and treated as such.

[behndy]

Dear Behndy,

My opinion is it's not gay if you have your eyes closed or if you're under water. What are your thoughts on this?

real answer - yes. yes it is. but that's ok. boys know how to rokk the cock better than laydays anyways. except trannies. SO much the best of both worlds.

smartass answer - nope. totally straight. The Gays exude an oily substance that when washed off reveals their soft, feminine bodies underneath. under constant water flow their butt vagina will morph into an ACTUAL vagina. just closing your eyes means you stuck it in your brother probably though. IME, best to be avoided.

[behndy]

I'd like some thoughts about the goatkeeper and it's practical live usability.

actually, someone please tell me how to power a rusty box and 5 other 9v dc pedals on a pedaltrain mini
(bear with me )

real answer - risers. risers drilled in where the feet are now. Home Depot will have some spacers, you could use washers even. then you have enough clearance to mount any of the delicious power supply units underneath that will volt out your goodness.

smartass answer - again, bears ARE the answer. after Deltz is done with his Ride Into Legend, take that bear to Pedaltrain's headquarters, pull any random engineer aside and shove that bear in his face. explain your wants and desires, and do NOT believe him when he starts yelling about how he's just a janitor, what are these Boxes Of Rusty you keep screaming about. soon as you have your Subdued By Deltz bear eat one of his arms off, you will see RESULTS.