Stupid Haunted Houses (or good ones)

[Ghost Hip]

I went to one tonight, and I'm one of those guys that tenses up real bad in the beginning and i'm expecting the worst, but nothing happened. I hate that, I even had a conversation with the "guide" about doing some paintings for them.

I've decided I'm going to make a haunted hosue very small... like a semi truck trailer, and have "Endless Nameless" by nirvana playing throughout. There's be super tight passage ways.....and maybe only three scarey instances. I think the fact its so fucking small would be instant paranoia but thats just me.

So I guess feel free to discuss cool haunted houses or lame ones.

[Pirate]

The last one I went to,some guy did some crazy high jump on to the back of the truck thingy we were riding on,stepped on my crotch,and hit my uncle in the face with the chainsaw (no chain on it) which pissed my uncle off and scared the shit out of my cousin.Sooo I don't like haunted house or haunted hayride things.

[the raytownian]

ahhaha... The last one I went in was at the local fair about 2 years ago. Crap. Dark, cramped, stuffy, built-in-a-tralier, and not scurry enough (And I myself get nervous in a lot of Haunted House things, but this one was just silly).

[Pirate]

Damn Devi thats epic

[letsgocoyote]

when I was like 13 me and my friend went to some haunted house put on in a big pool house at the community pool. some dude in a silver lava suit bum rushed me under the strobe lights and smashed my head into a shower faucet

[grim]

The last one I went to,some guy did some crazy high jump on to the back of the truck thingy we were riding on,stepped on my crotch,and hit my uncle in the face with the chainsaw (no chain on it) which pissed my uncle off and scared the shit out of my cousin.Sooo I don't like haunted house or haunted hayride things.

this wasn't in amarillo was it?, I did that last halloween....

[Pirate]

Nope,I dont think theres a place in new york called amarillo.

[grim]

its just funny, because that is an exact description of my chainsaw blunder when I worked a haunted house last year is all.

[Pirate]

Maybe there are clones of us living in different places....