Common Sense Obituary

[Ghost Hip]

Kind of corny, but I liked it none the less.


London Times Obituary of the late Mr.
Common Sense:

'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the
worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.


Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).


His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.


Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.


It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but
could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to
have an abortion.


Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you
couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar
could sue you for assault.


Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement..

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He
is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now,
Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.


Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

'

[Ghost Hip]

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I also saw a story on the News this morning of a man beating up a dude he didn't even know on the subway in which 10 passengers didn't even bother to help or call 911. in fact one passenger stole the guy's cell phone and the guy beating up just sent off his young son before beating this guy asleep with a hammer. They also showed footage of a man getting ran into by a car and left for dead in the middle of the road as passer by's and other cars ignored his body in the streets.

I'm thinking about changing the cover song my band plays next weekend to "Fuck the World" by The Vines instead of Wild thing.

With stories like this, its impossible that rock and roll is dead, we still have so many things to fix.

Don't mean to be over-dramatic, things are pissing me off today.