The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[IEatCats]

I've been watching pedal demos on PGS for pedals I don't give a shit about for over an hour. I just like the company.

Not high or drunk, but God damnit, I do that all the time. Their reviews are just so good that I end up watching for HOURS about pedals I'm not even interested in.

[snipelfritz]

Somebody has a crush on Andy!

I just had my last lab for meteorology, then finished a paper for tonight. I'm chilling in my car, high. Prolly curl up like a kitty for an hour. I'm not worried about anything; I managed to sell my carvin and can pay bills now, my tax returns will be here any day which means Bassman 50 for me shit is gooooooooood.

[nieh]

Somebody has a crush on Andy!

[snipelfritz]

Fell asleep in the car through class...

[TroySanders]

Hi I'm Andy from Pro Guitar Shop and today we're checking out my giant cock.

[maz91379]

ITS GOT TRUE BYBASS SWITCHING AND NO TONE SUCK ANALOG BITCHES,,,,

Um i had a good night although im pretty much sober now.

[IEatCats]

Shitty drunk. Crown Royal at a party. One of the few times I've ever let myself get drunk at a party. Bailed when people started arguing, luckily, cops showed up after I bailed (people were arguing).
I have 80% of a bottle of Jager that's gunna sit in my freezer until I decide to have a party now, though.

Jesus Christ, that Crown hit me hard over the last hour or so.

[IEatCats]

Shit. Loads of recursion in my last post.

We didn't have shot glasses, so I've been having a lot of whiskey tonight.

Fuuuuck.

[IEatCats]

Note to future self: When you're at a comfortable fucked up, stop drinking, because shit hits you slow, and in an hour, you'll be way beyond comfortable drunk.

See: Now. Where a shower doesn't even do much.

Oh God, this is terrible.

[snipelfritz]

Fuck, at least you had good whisky. And I can't help but find Jager quite tasty, whether it's mixed or neat.

Goodness, I'd like to get high, but my dad is snoozing downstairs and I'm sick of wasting gas, driving around town and sitting around in my car just so I can smoke up.

[PorkusAbyssus]

Drunk, so godamn drunk
Spilled the fucking bongwater
Mops up with TP

[Fuzzy Fred]

I just tried to order baja blast at a KFC that wasn't connected to a taco bell

[unownunown]

somehow feel incredibly defeated by life today. going to spark this bowl, drink this fucking rosehip tea, listen to a sunny day in glasgow and think about LIKE ETERNAL RETURN MAN.

[kbit]

I'm sitting in an RA office, durnk, all alone. I HAVE THE POWER! MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[snipelfritz]

Durnk?!?!

Jesus man! That IS something. Be carefully with that kind of shazzam.

And mad props for PorkusAbyssus for that being one of your first posts. Exceptional.

BTW, just smoked some spice or some shit. Fuck, I feel high but I also don't. Good thing I got some real herb hanging out in the vehicle for whenever I'm done kicking ass at karaoke.