The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[Invisible Man]

‘Blotchy’ was the better insult.

Fuck blotchy neighbors.

[gnomethrone]

[imJonWain]

My friend's uncle brought me and my roommate homemade rakia from Bulgaria in a gatoraid bottle haha.

soo Rakia and weeedz.

[fcknoise]

I hare so much

[neonblack]

That feel when you're broke and out of any mood altering substance and decide to clean out your grinder.

That feel when you realize how inefficient your grinder actually is when you manage to clean a small bowl's worth of smashed green out of it.

That feel when you don't mind how inefficient your grinder is because you just smoked a little bowl when you previously had no bowl.

That feel when this is the last weekend you can smoke because you're trying to be an adult and get a real job, and you're too broke to go out with a bang.

[gnomethrone]

vodka in the car,
water at the bar

[waltdogg]

That feel when you're broke and out of any mood altering substance and decide to clean out your grinder.

That feel when you realize how inefficient your grinder actually is when you manage to clean a small bowl's worth of smashed green out of it.

That feel when you don't mind how inefficient your grinder is because you just smoked a little bowl when you previously had no bowl.

That feel when this is the last weekend you can smoke because you're trying to be an adult and get a real job, and you're too broke to go out with a bang.

i'll send you some cash so you can get some good weed.

[comesect2.0]

that shits expensive as fuck.
finally afforded beer, its called "hazy little thing"
god damn I love alcohol, ...cannabis maybe, if it was available behind the counter at the corner store I wouldnt have such a love hate relationship with it..if im lucky im a weekend warrior..cool when you know someone who will front you shit...but thats dumb....only thing I know is like a siren hypnotizing you into hurling yourself into a wave that takes you farther from shore until your smashed, cannabis culture pisses me off..all end fix to a reality of your own not mentally capable enough to confront without self induced chemical alteration for more than a fine dollar.....pscylocibine mushrooms should be legal.
im like the fox and the grapes...the fox couldnt get any grapes so he figured fuck it they are probably sour and shit anyway...moral?;its easy to despise that which one can not obtain"
hail to the weekend! were girlfriends get their men high and whiskey flows like the salmon of Capistrano!

[Achtane]

My spirit animal.

[Achtane]

I got a bottle of this curiosity at the international grocery store. "Kooksoondang makgeoli"...it's some kinda rice wine/beer?
It tastes sorta like alcoholic milk, with a slightly rice-y flavor. I kinda like it though, there isn't a bitter aftertaste and it doesn't feel like I'm drinking shitty beer, considering it was like $4. Weird.
Here's hoping it doesn't give me an instant headache like most beers.

[the raytownian]

I am really rather fucking drunk.

[the raytownian]

I'm not working for the rest of this week until monday, so it seemed like a smart idea to get really wasted. Anyway, I was recording something a bit ago, and I am astonished at my voice while I'm drunk. I mean, it's eerie. I don't sound like myself. I am normally very timid and soft-spoken. My voice comes out in a kind of croak, even when I am by myself, because I'm always nervous of being overheard if I don't speak quietly. Drunken confidence/obliviousness helped me to hear what I actually sound like, possibly for the first time in my life, without all the sober, anxiety-induced baggage I normally carry. It's super weird. I have never liked my voice, and I don't particularly like the sound of it, even when I speak clearly due to intoxication (ironic, huh?), but it's really strange, and I have listened to this single, second-long phrase I spoke into the mic as a title reference at least a dozen times.

I can't get over how much it doesn't sound like my voice. It's just weird. I sound like a gay guy from Sacramento, BTW. I learned that about myself today. I've never even been to Sacramento.

[imJonWain]

that's amazing. Sacto has a great music scene too.

[gnomethrone]

[comesect2.0]

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