the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[JonnyAngle]

Also, why on EARTH do any women buy douche in the first place. Pussies are self cleaning units.

yeah idk. Seems more of a mental thing

[adamajah]

In a shocking turn of events, a large corporation is throwing a little money my way. I'm speechless....

Is something shitty going to happen now to balance the universe?

[Achtane]

Also, why on EARTH do any women buy douche in the first place. Pussies are self cleaning units.

yeah idk. Seems more of a mental thing

I use coke.

[D.o.S.]

So do most douches in my experience.

[D.o.S.]

Fuck yes! I'm the king of mayonnaise!

Strongsig potential.

[Achtane]

So do most douches in my experience.

[comesect2.0]

Fb messanger + drunk women I don't know messaging me + star trek + beer + steak + last two days of school = quapla

^yall never smelt a pussy that was like 30 cigarettes put out in a wet ashtray?
whats up with that french shit, bidet....

[Bassist_Diver]

Well now I won't be ordering a French dip for a while.

[3205]

Months of unemployment are over. It's not with a gear company, but the pay is great and it'll leave me free to do pedals on the side.

[BitchPudding]

Mixing my bands new single the week after next. Release following soon after. Shopping to labels + continued recording of the album after that.

Plus I'm seeing Sleep next week.

I'm in my happy place biiiiiiiiiitch.

[moid]

The mummy badger that visits our garden finally brought her cubs with her! They are so cute They're dining on peanuts and stale bread that the birds forgot to finish.

[Chankgeez]

I've been following your backyard saga, moid.

You guys need to name the next Mushrooms in Shampoo song "Mummy Badger"!

[moid]

Strangely enough we do have a track called Waiting for Badgers, but it won't be on the next album, it'll be on the one after that. Great suggestion though

[Chankgeez]

Release the dachshunds!

[Andrew]

So after weeks of stressing, the decay on my Wisdom tooth was just a stain afterall