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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 2:23 pm
by repoman

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 4:14 am
by jirodreamsofdank
Every grocery store around me has only had limp dick asparagus for the last three weeks. Thin spears are bullshit.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:18 am
by Gone Fission
Thin spears are great for quick roasting under the broiler until browning is apparent. Prep with olive oil, salt, minced or crushed garlic, and maybe some dry herbs.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 6:31 pm
by jirodreamsofdank
I like to roast it with just olive oil and salt/pepper, then shave some parmesan flakes on top right as I pull it from the oven. I just like the snap of thick asparagus more.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:29 pm
by Gone Fission
For the quick broiler method I use, thick spears don’t completely cook consistently enough. With thin spears cook time is like ten minutes tops. Lower temp, longer roasting time for you?

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 7:36 pm
by PeteeBee
Thin spears for life. Actually, we had big ol' thick ones last night and they were great. My wife roasted them at a higher temp than I normally do, as well as used more oil. They came out really yummy. That being said, I like the ration of crispy seasoning to asparagus of the thin ones.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:17 pm
by jirodreamsofdank
15 mins @ 350F for me in a toaster oven

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:26 pm
by PeteeBee
jirodreamsofdank wrote:15 mins @ 350F for me in a toaster oven


Yo I really miss having a toaster oven. We're moving in a few months and I really hope for enough counter space to make one happen. It always feels ridiculous to fire up the oven just to roast some veggies for lunch.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 8:47 pm
by Gone Fission
Totally miss the toaster oven. Bought my first one for my second apartment on the top floor of the building in Austin so I could roast garlic in summer.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:49 pm
by TraceItalian
I'll have to ask my mom, but she does a great recipe of roasted aspargus with bacon (I think?). I always forget the recipe because II don't much care for asparagus myself, but everytime I bring em to a party or holiday meal, they're usually gone within 10 minutes

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 12:35 am
by jirodreamsofdank
I've only turned on my real oven a couple of times in the last year, it's nice to not heat up my entire house to bake a chicken breast and potatoes.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 12:24 pm
by resincum
repoman wrote:

LOL. I LOVE THIS VIDEO







a close friend of ours got really sick a few weeks ago. turned out they had pneumonia and when they ran their tests they discovered they were hiv+..and while in there they caught meningitis :( sucked the life out in 3 weeks. kind of brought my reality crashing down.. make sure you hug your friends when you see em and let em know they're loved and not alone <3

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:56 pm
by BitchPudding
I hate myself and want to die. Typical.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 5:38 am
by Andrew
Had to put down my pup, her Lymph nodes grew too large for her to eat and had trouble breathing properly. For someone who survived Parvo and eating snail pellets, what a fucking trooper.

Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 11:02 am
by friendship
Andrew wrote:Had to put down my pup, her Lymph nodes grew too large for her to eat and had trouble breathing properly. For someone who survived Parvo and eating snail pellets, what a fucking trooper.


Sorry about your pal :(