The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[friendship]

Regarding the people crushing my dreams of becoming a garbage man: I think there might be a difference in wages and benefits etc. over here vs murica.

Presumably Danish garbage collectors are all granted some sort of low level Baronet title and a well appointed cottage, by the Ministry of Refuse or the Duke of Rubbish or what have you.

[Invisible Man]

I think there might be a difference in wages and benefits etc. over here vs murica.

This is pretty much never not true.

[jrfox92]

Count Trashula

I'm openly weeping with joy.

Trashula is Romanian, you fuckwits.

I swear to god, I will cut impale you.

[hbombgraphics]

Count Trashula

I'm openly weeping with joy.

Trashula is Romanian, you fuckwits.

I swear to god, I will cut impale you.

Impaling is Greco/roman you jerkballs
(did I do that right?)

[actual]

You cunts better not call me for any favours once I've gotten rich off trash.

[Invisible Man]

Count Trashula

I'm openly weeping with joy.

Trashula is Romanian, you fuckwits.

I swear to god, I will cut impale you.

Dude I think I just passed you earlier. Kinda looked like a fuzzy Paul McCartney, 'Baby on Board' sticker, no one but you in the car?

[friendship]

You cunts better not call me for any favours once I've gotten rich off trash.

I believe in your garbage dreams, idiot.

[Kacey Y]

"Hey idiot, you were born for trash" - A sincere compliment on ILF

[chuckjaywalk]

make your job work for you.

i've made my job work for me. i wear earplugs, blast my spotify playlist through a pair of near field monitors i commandeered from pro audio, i always run through the bypass of my strobe tuner into a cranked up 15 watt bass amp while i'm setting up and intonating guitars (just to be as annoying as possible), and go get high af on every break i take.

I thought about bringing bourbon in my coffee but that won't probably work out what with driving and such.

Lately I have been hiding, I am in an office right next to the owner and he yells at our QA a ton, and I get roped into the meetings both to translate (english to english just QA to normal person) and to be part of the anger, so when I see the QA walk by my office I go to projects.
Today I have a timecard machine to fix, and am going to review our scrap materials.
I was getting migraines from it where I couldn't see so hiding seems like a good solution.

On one hand, I'm really sad you are in that situation. You deserve better.
On the other hand, I can hook you up with the bombest of bourbons, if you like.

YESSS!!!!!!!!! I accept, and flipping great to hear from you.

I am a low class skank when it comes to bourbons, so if you got bombest ones I would love to try em

Four Roses Single Batch is magical elixer.

[jrfox92]

Impaling is Greco/roman you jerkballs
(did I do that right?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler

Dude I think I just passed you earlier. Kinda looked like a fuzzy Paul McCartney, 'Baby on Board' sticker, no one but you in the car?

[Invisible Man]

I'm having trouble finding the source, but apparently Vlad released a shit-ton of bats into the air during some battle, thus turning the tide (it was spooky) and launching the legend about his ability to turn into a bat (Dracula).

[jrfox92]

Huh. They didn't mention that at either of his castles.

That's super metal, though.

[Kacey Y]

That reminds me, there's a legend that Count Trashula was conceived on a pile of trash...and he re-enacts the event solo for tourists every Saturday night, if he hasn't imbibed too much Night Train...or any time at all if he's had way too much.

[hbombgraphics]

Count Trashula

I'm openly weeping with joy.

Trashula is Romanian, you fuckwits.

I swear to god, I will cut impale you.

Dude I think I just passed you earlier. Kinda looked like a fuzzy Paul McCartney, 'Baby on Board' sticker, no one but you in the car?

If you knew me well you would know I am too paranoid for those stickers, I won't even allow my wife to get that stick figure family shit because then people would know exactly how many kids to abduct or murder.

[hbombgraphics]

make your job work for you.

i've made my job work for me. i wear earplugs, blast my spotify playlist through a pair of near field monitors i commandeered from pro audio, i always run through the bypass of my strobe tuner into a cranked up 15 watt bass amp while i'm setting up and intonating guitars (just to be as annoying as possible), and go get high af on every break i take.

I thought about bringing bourbon in my coffee but that won't probably work out what with driving and such.

Lately I have been hiding, I am in an office right next to the owner and he yells at our QA a ton, and I get roped into the meetings both to translate (english to english just QA to normal person) and to be part of the anger, so when I see the QA walk by my office I go to projects.
Today I have a timecard machine to fix, and am going to review our scrap materials.
I was getting migraines from it where I couldn't see so hiding seems like a good solution.

On one hand, I'm really sad you are in that situation. You deserve better.
On the other hand, I can hook you up with the bombest of bourbons, if you like.

YESSS!!!!!!!!! I accept, and flipping great to hear from you.

I am a low class skank when it comes to bourbons, so if you got bombest ones I would love to try em

Four Roses Single Batch is magical elixer.

Can you ship Hooch?

I am pretty happy with my Wild Turkey 101 but it's not fancy