The what ever thread...

[dubkitty]

This is how my hometown gets in the news.

giving a new meaning to the term "diehard fan." or perhaps "DieHard fan," if he lived near a Sears store.

[futuresailors]

This is how my hometown gets in the news.

giving a new meaning to the term "diehard fan." or perhaps "DieHard fan," if he lived near a Sears store.

Perhaps "died hard" if the rigor mortis set in juuust right. Had to be another reason for keeping him around for 18 months.

[snipelfritz]

This is how my hometown gets in the news.

giving a new meaning to the term "diehard fan." or perhaps "DieHard fan," if he lived near a Sears store.

Perhaps "died hard" if the rigor mortis set in juuust right. Had to be another reason for keeping him around for 18 months.

Or dye hard if he died around Easter. Like dying hard boiled eggs, y'know?

Disclaimer: I am aware of how bad that joke was. That was the joke.

[IEatCats]

Holy fuck!

Different, I know, but for some reason that reminded me of this:



DAT DRUMMER.

♥bjork

First, I didn't realize Jules Holland has been on the air that long.

Second, Bjork is the kind of music that I listen to and can hardly comprehend how human can make that kind of music altogether. So amazing. I do love it.

God, I agree completely. She's a genius. Time to go on a Bjork binge.

[snipelfritz]

For certain, my brethren.

In other news I just, very easily, filled my pipe with res, from that same pipe.

Lol, they made a show out of Black Dynamite. As with Frankenholw they went with a shitty posthumous Michael Jackson parody right off the bat. Hopefully it will improve like Frankenhole, except get better, because Frankenhole never got all that great.

Also, "The Adventuresome Adventures of Rocket Horse and Jet Chicken". Me excited.

[jfrey]

My friend Fulton started doing album reviews on Youtube if anyone is interested.

http://www.youtube.com/user/FultonsReviews

[snipelfritz]

Imagine if you will: a man in a flannel bathrobe, vigorously throttling a mature Salix discolor (aka "pussy willow" ) at 3:42 am cursing nature, divinity, and biology becuase one of those mother fuckers pictured above decided to have a two hour long fuck-fest in said tree, which grows directly outside the bedroom window.

You have now glimpsed my reality. I am exhausted, disgusted, and miserable.

Not sure if that was a euphemism for sex or not.

But really, isn't that little guy ADORABLE?

[sonidero]

"You seen I,Galactus?"

"Naw, he's out back throttlin' his pussy willow.



...

Seriously, though that bug kept me up for two fucking hours last night. No amount of adorbz can undo my exhaustion / misery.

I love em... And now I wanna move to Stralia...

[the_carl]

I burned my arm making dinner, which makes me kind of sad. Dinner was bacon-wrapped onion & chive chicken, bacon-wrapped asparagus, baked potatoes with sour cream, cheddar cheese, scallions, and bacon bits, and dark chocolate bacon whiskey brownies, so that kind of made up for it.

[spacelordmother]

I burned my arm making dinner, which makes me kind of sad. Dinner was bacon-wrapped onion & chive chicken, bacon-wrapped asparagus, baked potatoes with sour cream, cheddar cheese, scallions, and bacon bits, and dark chocolate bacon whiskey brownies, so that kind of made up for it.

Much love to you, fuzzy bro, but I hate hate hate the bacon craze so much. Yeah, it's good. We get it.

Also, zombies can go fuck themselves.

[dubkitty]

just as long as the zombies don't eat the bacon.

[sonidero]

We have a whole ( cough *hipster* cough) restaurant in Austin called "Bacon"...

http://www.baconaustin.com/

[Achtane]

HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OLEEOLEEOLAAAHHHHHH

WELL, IT'S A BASS
BUT THAT E STRING...
WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT STOP BUZZING
HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOT A RICKENBACKER BRIDGE AND THREE ON/OFF SWITCHES
MY SEATBELT STRAP GETS ALL THE BITCHES
HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOT NO SUSTAIN
MADE OUTTA PLYWOOD
NECK REPLACEMENT DOES IT NO GOOD
HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's my Hondo song. I imagine it in a "Ringo" style.

[the_carl]

I burned my arm making dinner, which makes me kind of sad. Dinner was bacon-wrapped onion & chive chicken, bacon-wrapped asparagus, baked potatoes with sour cream, cheddar cheese, scallions, and bacon bits, and dark chocolate bacon whiskey brownies, so that kind of made up for it.

Much love to you, fuzzy bro, but I hate hate hate the bacon craze so much. Yeah, it's good. We get it.

Also, zombies can go fuck themselves.

To be honest, I kind of do, too, but it was the last night for my little cooking-collective-group-type-deal where we weren't going to have a vegetarian eating with us, so I went all out in trying to fit meat into every part of the meal.

[sonidero]

HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OLEEOLEEOLAAAHHHHHH

WELL, IT'S A BASS
BUT THAT E STRING...
WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT STOP BUZZING
HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOT A RICKENBACKER BRIDGE AND THREE ON/OFF SWITCHES
MY SEATBELT STRAP GETS ALL THE BITCHES
HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOT NO SUSTAIN
MADE OUTTA PLYWOOD
NECK REPLACEMENT DOES IT NO GOOD
HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's my Hondo song. I imagine it in a "Ringo" style.

OH GOD SO GOOD...

T.J.S.M.S.S.A