The what ever thread...

[Achtane]

The only way I've ever heard it used is, yeah, like weak at the knees, like "that shit made me weak".
"I'm so weak right now".

[futuresailors]

Turn ons include cars circling around and soda-can projectiles.

[Mudfuzz]

[echodeluxe]

i just fell asleep on the couch in my office and snored so loudly that the customer service team outside my office heard me. i woke up to them laughing.

[BitchPudding]

I once snared so loud it scared my dog and he attacked my face. It was brutal.

[01010111]

Maybe it's just be me being old, but why are septum piercings a thing now? I always viewed them as the worst piercing, but for some reason they're now in vogue.

[Mudfuzz]

Maybe it's just be me being old, but why are septum piercings a thing now? I always viewed them as the worst piercing, but for some reason they're now in vogue.

[snipelfritz]

Bitch, my septum is a rebel, all deviated and sheeit.

[Dandolin]

You should hear a cow with a nose ring snore. At least once in your life.

[snipelfritz]

You should hear a cow with a nose ring snore. At least once in your life.

Hmmmmm, I get the feeling that will never happen to me, and I don't mind.

[Achtane]

My friend's nose ring makes her snoring sound like a really sad party horn.
I love it.
Long, hanging navel piercings are the worst kind.

[snipelfritz]

I just wrote a joke:

"I sit down when I pee. It's not that weird because I shit standing up."

One of these days, I'll try stand-up (comedy) again.

[KaosCill8r]

I once snared so loud it scared my dog and he attacked my face. It was brutal.

I could imagine
My cat attacks me all the time when I'm sleeping. I'm a restless sleeper and he gets shitty when I disturb his sleep. Why he insists on sleeping on my pillow I'll never know.

[D.o.S.]

What the fuck image tag.

Click this. Chuckle.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHfWC9CUcAAdvU_.jpg:large

[Achtane]

I sat on a toilet in a movie theater last night and my balls touched the water.
It was unpleasant.
And I saw Jurassic World, so it was actually not the worst part of my theater experience.