by $harkToootth » Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:50 pm
I've never had sleeping issues. You can play a trumpet near me when I sleep and I wouldn't so much as move let alone wake up.... that said, my sleep cycle almost... modulates throughout the year. There are points in the year, if I have to wake up before 08:30 AM... IT'S A FUCKING CRISIS! I was in this cycle recently and had to catch a 7 AM train for work (which let's face it, is really not that early)... it was like I was back in college again, stressing over a paper instead of actually writing it. It was truly pathetic.
O M G I'm $harktoootth!!! I have to get up at 6. What ever will I do!!! O M G!!! Then there are points in the year where I think I'm a CEO or some shit and I get up at 4 AM to and go running like it's CAKE! Truly awful.
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