The what ever thread...

[Disarm D'arcy]

Cisors dude

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Cisors dude

[futuresailors]

My bra removal technique is never going to get any better.

Switchblade. Chicks dig the rapey vibe pulling a knife brings.

[Iommic Pope]

Nah, one handed (two fingers for Kung Fu masters) pinch clasp of revealing.

It's a pinch, push and slide motion.

Front loading bras are the best thing ever though.
You just pop that thing open and it all jumps out like christmas.

Ok, I'll stop hetero-ing now.
Apologies.

[Disarm D'arcy]

You're not heteroing, you're boobfetishistizing.

[Eivind August]

You just pop that thing open and it all jumps out like christmas.

You have become quite precious to me.

[rustywire]

It's a snap to remove (most) bras singlehanded.
Literally act as if you're snapping your fingers with the clasp in between middle finger & thumb.

Doesn't work on bras for gals who are STACKED and require industrial grade fastening.

[blakestree]

Front loading bras are the best thing ever though.
You just pop that thing open and it all jumps out like christmas.

Man, those are my favorite!

[bloatedsack]

Never mastered a one-handed opening on a frontloader, but single/double back closers were a charm.

Now my wife requires like 800 little fasteners and arthritic fingers just don't work the same. Fortunatly, we're old so who has time for that sort of thing anyways?

[Invisible Man]

Front loading bras

Pretty sure this is not what those are called. 'Front loading?'

But it's definitely what I'm gonna call them.

[Achtane]

Yes. Front-loaders are amazing.
The pinch technique thing has never worked for me. It's sad. Like, I can get it eventually but even with maximum confidence it's not happening quickly.
Whatever. I'll just use a knife or something.

[snipelfritz]

Leave it to bewbies to perk up a thread.

[rustywire]

[tabcantab]

http://www.dirgemag.com/garden-earthly-delights-quiz/

I'm Ass Lobster.

[D.o.S.]

I‘m Super Happy Party Vomit Guy.

Seems legit.