Christmas is right around the corner.
And what better Christmas present for you or another gear head than a GEARNAMENT lovingly made by my wife Mrs. Dirge?
She first made ornaments last year around Christmas, before she got a sewing machine. Now she’s got one! Which speeds up the process of making these bad boys. Each ornament is stitched both by hand and machine, stuffed with super soft cotton, complete with hanger so all you've gotta do is hang it on your tree!
We will have four production model ornaments, the ILF Smiley, the SSStampede, and the Sanford and Sonny Bluebeard (working directly with Mr. Bluebeard himself), as well as the Dirge Skull, and the Dirge Casket.
Furthermore, Mrs. Dirge will be taking orders for 20 custom ornaments to be made between now and Christmas.
She can make: pedal of your choice, amp head of your choice, half stack, full stack, and DOOM stack (4 or more cabs + heads) of your choice.
She may also be willing to create a pillow out of your pedal board depending on the size and number of pedals.
Pricing for the ornaments are as follows:
ILFSMILE: $12 ($2 of ILFSMILE proceeds go to Tom for ILF web hosting!)
SSStampede $10
Bluebeard: $10
Dirge Skull: $15
Dirge Casket: $10
Custom pedal: $12
Custom Amp Head: $10
Half Stack: $12
Full Stack : $15
DOOM Stack: TBD, email for quote.
Custom pedal board pillow: TBD, email for quote.
Each of these prices include shipping in the US. Add $5 for international shipping!
She’s putting the preorders up now so that she can get working on them in time for Christmas.
She has asked that all correspondence go through her to avoid any confusion
You can email her directly at chrystie.lynn@gmail.com
There is a 3-4 week lead time on orders.
Photos:
Dirge Casket before stuffing:
BlueBeard before stuffing:
Two half stacks and a BlueBeard stuffed and ready to hang!
ALSO, ILFORNAMENTS... before stuffing
Those are to damn cute. I have to figure out which one to order 
