WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!



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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Jwar » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:41 am

I'm working on a joke right now. I'll have it up before the deadline. Hopefully it's funny.


Quick question though. Is it ok to tell multiple jokes? Or only one joke?
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby smile_man » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:06 am

how musician related does it have to be?

what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Jero » Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:43 pm

smile_man wrote:how musician related does it have to be?
what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?

If not, you should tell it anyway, haha, cause now I want to hear it.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:19 pm

smile_man wrote:how musician related does it have to be?

what if I like this joke that I've heard a musician tell?


make it music related.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby unownunown » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:22 pm

how man jokes can we tell per video? can we do like a rapid fire 20 joke deal?
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:34 pm

unownunown wrote:how man jokes can we tell per video? can we do like a rapid fire 20 joke deal?

funniest video wins it. if you think 20 won't be overkill go for it. but sounds like it could get boring.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:40 pm

Update: since the last video contest was epic fail I figured I throw in a stipulation:

There must be at least 10 entries from different users (not 10 from the same dude) for the contest to happen. This way I figured ya'll might be persuaded to get more folks involved. Spread the word to to far reaches of ILF and other forums! It would be such a fraking bummer if no one entered again.

Here's my contest submission:



Before you ask, no I will not pick my joke for the win and my submission does not count. Figured you guys could use some encouragement.

Now go forth and make some LULZ!
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby elbandito » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:23 am

aw man... I was depending on other ppl not entering for me to win it. I'm lazy and don't wanna make a vid at all if i'm one of two entries and the contest is just cancelled.

i might still do it anyway but i'm not gonna do all the editing and fun stuff that i was originally planning.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby colin » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:43 am

I was kind of hoping to be the only one to submit a video and win by default too. :lol:

I'll still make a video, but probably not for a week or so when things are a bit less hectic for me (and hopefully I'll think of something really funny by then. And if I don't win, I'm pretty sure I'll just buy one anyway. :thumb:
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby maz91379 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:50 am

Can they be jokes about musicians ?
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby colin » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:51 am

maz91379 wrote:Can they be jokes about musicians ?


lawrence scaduto wrote:
post a video of you delivering a music/musician related joke before Christmas Eve 12/24 11:59 pm and win a BBS!



Looks like a yes to me.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby LeDominique » Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:07 pm



Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby smile_man » Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:11 pm

LeDominique wrote:Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!


now, let's see a few more posts :poke:
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:36 pm

smile_man wrote:
LeDominique wrote:Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!


now, let's see a few more posts :poke:


this!

LeDominique wrote:

Laugh, Lawrence, laugh!


and i laughed.

good job.

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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby colin » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:51 am

So yeah, I'm not very good at telling jokes. Never have been. But here you go!

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