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Quando Omni Flunkus Moritatisanfordandsonny wrote:guitars are hammers if you put some electrical tape on the handle so the blood doesn't make the hammer slippery so be it.
fungalattack wrote:my megalith is being shipped today!!!!! arhhhhhh cant waittttsszzzzz
Bassboar wrote:My Megalith is done!!!!!!!!!!!! I just need to get home in a week and pay the final balance, hurry up you damn contract and pay me!!!!
Demon666 wrote:I might have grabbed that Huge Box II on ebay.
Derelict78 wrote:SPACERITUAL wrote:Derelict78 wrote:skullservant wrote:ANY TIME I take a shower and my wife wants to hop in after I finish shes like OH MY GOD ARE YOU BATHING IN LAVA
ALWAYS.
What the fuck is it with girls taking cold showers I need that shit HOT to burn away the days (weeks) nastyness.
DUDE SERIOUSLY. Esp after working 12 hour shifts in hotass warehouses. Its like you have to cauterize the swampass. Also that cheese film that forms on your nut sack. You ever notice when the hairs on the bottom start having that.....uh...coating?
SMEGMA!
smeg·ma [smeg-muh]
noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
Demon666 wrote:Oh yeah the Behemoth is awesome. It actually bumped the Oxfuzz off my board.
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