Chankgeez wrote::barf:
Also, Reverb, please stop bumpin' this at me, I'm NEVER gonna fuckin' buy it:
https://reverb.com/item/53573258-warrio ... and-carved
Used to have one of their "galleries" in Atlanta, that one isn't even top 3 ugliest. Their owner is also a perfect hybrid of televangelist and used car salesman, met him a few times and he slops the Jesus Sleaze all over you.
https://reverb.com/item/14906227-warrio ... g-s-closet
https://reverb.com/item/54641309-warrio ... es-natural
In case the natural wasn't ugly enough for you:
https://reverb.com/item/51603316-warrio ... -50-plek-d
https://reverb.com/item/53817962-2004-w ... nd-painted
There's also a Crusades Series with various inlay-by-numbers Knights of the Roundtable, innumerable derpy lions, and, of course, Dankenstein Marino here, and that's not even getting into all the extraordinarily overwrought wood salad examples (which, having played a ton of them around here, are always significantly worse instruments than their plainer models).