ILF 2014 Secret Fucking SATAN Assignments SENT!!!!!

[UglyCasanova]

To send Djungelvrål or to not send Djungelvrål, that is the question...

[D.o.S.]

First google response contains the phrase "I've seen it on the internet. I still want to try it though."

[UglyCasanova]

I can eat bags of this. Americans are crazy.

[KaosCill8r]

Oh shit. I just got an idea for an additional gift. Fuck. I have to check if it's in the budget...

You are gonna throw your victim a fuck as a gift. That's pretty cool of you.

He better value it, as I don't usually give a fuck

[Tristan]

Yay for Jungle Roar!!!

[Disarm D'arcy]

Snaxed up and pedaled up today

[odontophobia]

"Don't spit it out, it gets better."

story of my life.

[UglyCasanova]

Ok... NOW I'm even excited for my own gift! Sinterklaas just sent me this

[Disarm D'arcy]

Ok I'm far from ready to ship.
I have a couple more gift ideas I have to explore. I have to write a decent card and stuff. Have to take care of wrapping. And packaging. And making sure I ship early enough so my victim gets his stuff early enough.
Some people are really good at this stuff.

[Schlatte]

WAIT WHAT?
you already got your SS gift?

To my secret santa: PLEASE do not send it that early... I mean I get playing it safe, I'll send a little bit sooner too... but this would kill me. My patience is limited and I really don't want to open it before christmas. I want it to sit under the christmas tree. I want it to feel special under there. If you send me stuff this early I am going to rip it open in a moment of weakness. And then I'll hate myself for it and be totally happy and excited and all with your awesome gift at the same time. Please have mercy. Don't do this to me

[phantasmagorovich]

On the one hand I totally agree with Schlatte. On the other it would be the first time in ILF SS history for the present to actually come on time. I might just give it to someone else for safekeeping until then.

[UglyCasanova]

WAIT WHAT?
you already got your SS gift?

Nah, he just sent me a picture of the box. He created an account under a different name so he could be a little tease. I don't think it has been shipped yet.

[Tristan]

Oh dear, killing, Casanova got a true Secret Satan there (tongue in cheek of course)...
As for me, pedal is on it's way, luckily it's nothing my Santee is GASsing for...
Extra superduper bonus gift is on the way too...
Now for the rest...

[goosekevin]

On the one hand I totally agree with Schlatte. On the other it would be the first time in ILF SS history for the present to actually come on time. I might just give it to someone else for safekeeping until then.

After reading all the secret Santa threads I think you deserve to open this years up a little early after waiting every other years

[Tristan]