ILF Secret Santa 2013 Wishlist Thread

[theactionindex]

I wear small shirts and I like fuzz and delay and reverb and I like hearing new musics of the good kind and I like procuring twizzlers to eat with my face mouth and I like reading poetry with my mouth words and I like eating dildos with my ass butt.

Happy stalking.

#powerbottom

[colin]

Got my assignment! Time to stalk like a motherfucker.

[Ryan]

The stalk is ON

*awesome Glen Frey saxophone riff*

[Ryan]

Remember those Lowered Expectations dating service skits from MadTV years ago?

I'm an XL sized candy loving RPGer into heavy metal and heavy pizza and home-made/DIY coolness. I like space and synth sounds and video games. I think goblins and ghouls and stuff like that is cool. I love dogs. I love hot dogs.

[phantasmagorovich]

Now I am going to read ALL your posts. I'm going to call in sick at work and learn the posts I like best by heart. And then I will sing them as lyrics to UB40 songs. I will record that and press it on a dubplate made from lions hide and get in my car and deliver that thing on christmas proper. (Maybe I'll bring my buddy santa, since I'm going by his house anyway) and then we will get drunk until we shit our pants under your parent's christmas tree and sing along to my UB40 jam.

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Activate stalk mode

[ryan summit]

oh yeah droppin fuggin loads into your secret santa christmas present box

[bronzetalon]

I guess I should do this now that the names are out.

I'm a large in shirts. I like graphic novels, manga, noise, and generally cool shit.

[Grrface]

Stalking target acquired. This is pretty much my favorite Christmas activity every year.

As for me? I wear large t-shirts. I don't eat mushrooms or onions or ketchup. I like music like post-rock and doom stuff and things. I like pedals, I play bass and guitar. I think that sums it up.

[greyscales]

I encourage stalking but for any desperate place to start...

Modulation would be cool and I wear a size small.

Probably should elaborate just in case.

No food allergies, but I love coffee and tea. And chocolate. Sweets of any kind really.
Music: indie rock, psychedelic, some stoner rock, blues, and big band sort of stuff.

I play more bass these days than guitar.

[wdinc01]

I wear a size medium, I like ring mods and pitch shifters and noise makers and anything that sounds crazy. I also play bass. I like 12" dance remixes of 80s music, post-rock, stoner metal, doom, emo, and noise. I also like chocolate, candy and beer. Belgium style stuff, witbiers, wheat beers, ciders, fruit beers, pilsners, stouts. Preferably local stuff.

[Deltaphoenix]

OHHHOOHHOHHHOHO I got me a good one and I have already been stalking him for awhile….

[Gone Fission]

Stalking would be easier it the search function was working for shit about now. Just sayin'.

[The4455]

Hm, welly welly well then. I wear a large shirt, I'm not to fond of pain inducing spicy things. I collect vinyl, enjoy incense, am in school for Audio Engineering, play Bass and guitar, enjoy horror and sci-fi films. ONe thign to keep in mind is that I live in Arizona and certain foods may spoil in the mail. Something in the color green would be nice.

[01010111]

I literally just finished reading through THOUSANDS of posts. conclusion: I'm pretty sure I know the main thing I'm getting for my guy, but I'm having trouble deciding what else to stick in the box with it...