theavondon wrote:I have the perfect voicemail from Elwood for this.
I still have yet to hear this
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theavondon wrote:I have the perfect voicemail from Elwood for this.
oldangelmidnight wrote:This is the classic ILF I love. Emotional highs and lows. Scooped mids in my heart all day long.
Jero wrote:theavondon wrote:I have the perfect voicemail from Elwood for this.
I still have yet to hear this
ALLisNOISE wrote:you can dial in some wonderfully smeared 12bit cascades of cicadas leveling a hail of rockets against an army of rusty box fans!
behndy wrote:i want to have dirty sex with each and every mod here. in their poopcunt. while squirls shoot out of my dick and tinier squirrels shoot out of THEIR dicks in an Escher-esque recursive love filth pile.
ryan summit wrote:first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome
theavondon wrote:ryan summit wrote:first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome
FUCK YES
sonidero wrote:Umm... It was a chainsaw...
SPACERITUAL wrote:I had sex with another black girl last night. When i went to sleep i had a dream that thomas jefferson highfived me.
sonidero wrote:theavondon wrote:ryan summit wrote:first lesson ponytail douche taught me the chords for gnr patience(sp?)
when i got home with my brand new used red hondo
i went to the basement and grabbed my dads big stainless steel black and decker
zillion horsepower corded drill
and tried to cut me off a slice o POUNDCAKE
i cut my finger on broken string instead
awesome
FUCK YES
I'm just wondering why I'm a douche now... I gave you that knowledge cause SLASH RULLEEZZZ... Next your gonna tell me you never practiced it either...
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