Let's say someone is feeling broken and numb and empty and meaningless. Since material possessions are the only true happiness we misbegotten pig-monkeys will ever know, what kind of pedal should someone buy when they just want to feel something? I'm not talking about tone or quality but rather sheer Kaufvergnügen.
Which stage do you find the most rewarding: the moment of purchase, the moment of delivery, the unboxing, or the first stomp? Can someone who is good at graphs chart a comprehensive list of pedals and concurrent dopamine levels at these stages of purchase? Which pedal hits multiple peaks? Is it a $22 Metal Zone? Please say so.